Ate too much burrata, and it crossed the butt-brain barrier.
A sneeze under these conditions is like putting a few dynamite sticks into an igloo, and experiencing the resulting explosion through your face, breaking the butt-brain barrier.
Use brain igloo as entertainment venue. Jut out the chin to create a stage or orchestra pit. The white, round scalp is like the white, round butt, just with a taller dome in the head than the butt. A mezzanine, if you will.