Bearded criminal wants to die now rather than face a federal prison term.
INTERIOR, day.
LOCATION: Upper floor hallway of older, city building
ACTION: Bearded Criminal creates conditions which will lead him and law enforcement to being blown up and/or burned
CRIME EXPERT: Snow Hillock
CRIME DETECTIVE: Shod "Shoddy" Shank
CRIME CAPTAIN: Beauman "Stretch" Stout
CRIME KID: Ellie Hardkiss
CRIME PROFESSIONAL IN UNKNOWN CAPACITY: Juana Bletsoe
CRIME VIEWER: Cliff Knoll
CRIME WIFE: Meadow Fugit
CRIME VIEWER: Cliff Knoll
CRIME WIFE: Meadow Fugit
KEY ELEMENT OF CRIME SHOW PITCH:
We usually believe we are innocent until proven guilty. Really. That is to say, if we don't get caught and convicted, we're innocent.